I thought we were going to get through a whole week without the intern doing anything overly crackheaded. How naive of me!
My manager, Charles*, just came in and told me that the intern went into his office just now looking all disheveled and asked, "Do you know anything about stains?"
Charles' first thought was, "Oh no, he's bludgeoned someone." Then he looked up and saw that the intern had some sort of food all over his shirt and tie.
[Side note: today the intern was actually wearing a pretty nice looking tie, but then ruined the whole look by wearing it with a short sleeve "dress shirt" - picture Dwight Schrute]
Back to the story...
Intern said he was eating a hot dog and the "reviss" dripped onto his clothes.
Charles: "You mean, 'relish?'"
Intern: "No, not relish."
Charles: "Sauerkraut?"
Intern: "No, no. Reviss."
Charles: (long pause) "Nevermind."
*Name changed
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